Sure, we could have done a pentathlon or a decathlon to decide the inaugural winner of the Insider Summer Olympics, but that wouldn’t really fit with our style.
So we battled our way through a septathlon (that’s seven events) to declare the grand champion of meaningless games around here.
While we expected it to be close – or at least much closer – it turned out to be a bit of a one-sided affair. But don’t worry, Jon will have a chance at redemption in two years when the winter games roll back around. Until then, Tim and his five gold medals are going to enjoy the thrill of this victory for as long as possible.
Event Jon Tim
Low Dive Gold Silver
Foosball Silver Gold
Basketball Silver Gold
Discus Gold Silver
Golf Silver Gold
Table Tennis Silver Gold
Balance Beam Silver Gold
