The Insider loves to scour Craigslist's Missed Connection section for awesome personal ads. Here are the most recent, in unedited glory.
Blonde sexy lady at bar in cheers – m4mw – 21
This is for the goegouse blonde lady there with some guy you were kissing . . . You were so sexy I couldn't keep my eyes off you the little while I was there. I gave you something out of a bag and we joked quickly but you were so sexy and I wanted you so bad ht me up of you get this . . . as tell me what I gave you in subject 😉
Looking for Kelly in Concord – m4w – 50
I wonder if you read these? You are HOT, Id love to fool around with you. I wonder if you feel the same?
M.H. K7 “Come baby Come” – I'm still in shock! – w4m
This is for M.H. . . . I just wanted to say it was really good running into you this weekend. We've both come a long way from wine coolers and making out at your aunts house while listening to K7 🙂 What I really want to say is, I'm sorry for all the trouble I caused you all those years. I really was just a child , and I had no direction, no guidance. I was a very lost little girl, for a very, very long time. I am sorry you were affected by my youth, and my poor decisions. I hope that after all these years, you have forgiven me. Seeing a smile in your eyes, makes me believe you have. Please tell C I am sorry for not even saying hi, I was a bit in shock at finally running into you!! Anyway, Thank you, for saying hello M. I'm glad you did.
I'll be seeing you – w4m
I miss you. Everyday. I know I blew it. Maybe you did too. But I think of you daily and I know that you were my only real love. Maybe we'll meet again in another life . . . I can only hope so . . . I'll be seeing you.
Walmart Concord 9-6-11 10pm – m4w (At check out)
You are a beautiful brunette lady with curls. I was there in front of you with my son. We looked at each other a few times, I wish I would have said hello. I loved your colorful shirt and style. I am single and did not see a ring, though that means nothing today as far as being single. If by chance you read this and would like a dinner date, and more, email me. I am a single dad no mom involvement and again you are absolutely beautiful.
Smile and a wave coming out of the bank Tuesday – m4w
You made my day with just that random smile and wave. Reply with the name of the bank.
Joe from Tandy's Friday night – w4m
We met friday night and hung out for a while after the bar closed. I know I am taking a long shot with posting here, but I would like to get to know you better. If you think you are the guy I am talking about, respond to this with the subject being what we first started talking about.
barley house thursday – w4m – 27
you showed up at the barley house on thurs right around 11. you were with a girl but damn you are hot! ive seen you at barley house before briefly. would love to chat with you sometime.
Beautiful Mother at Olive Garden – m4w – 25
You were incredibly beautiful and sweet. My son reminded you of Jamal. Although it would be hard, I would love to talk to you more.
Beverage cart driver – m4w
I saw several times throughout the day. You have a tattoo on your left ancle. Write something from this post in the subject line. Lets talk.
Concord – m4w
I have seen the most attractive lady in Concord twice in the same week. Thursday afternoon and then again today about 11:15 or so. I hope my luck stays this good!
Concord Hospital – w4m – 30
I was in visiting a relative on the 5th floor Sunday evening and you were visiting someone also. We made eye contact several times. You're a big teddy bear looking man wearing a baseball cap. If you remember me, tell me what room we were in 🙂 *If you weren't a big teddy bear looking man at the Concord Hospital Sunday eve on the 5th floor wearing a baseball cap, then don't bother responding . . . LOL I can't believe how many responses I got already from people who weren't even AT the hospital!
Irving gas station earlier this week – w4m – 27
you loud silver benz. i was fueling up. tell me what i was driving. you should remember.
HATE – m4w
I will hate you until I take my last breath.
