Dear Casper and Bill,
I've been dating a girl for a little over two months now, and things couldn't be better. She makes me laugh, she's super attractive, and we always have fun when we go out. But the other night we were out at a bar with some of her co-workers and she started mercilessly making fun of “Dancing with the Stars” – which has long been my secret guilty pleasure. I played along well enough, but don't know what to do now. Do I spill the beans and let her know I already have every episode set to record on my DVR, or do I walk away from “Dancing” before she finds out I'm hooked?
Dear Ricki and Carson Wanna-Bes:
Whoever you are, we love you! We are also mad about the DWTS show. All those tacky outfits and all the cleavage, glitter, spike heels, losing hundreds of pounds during rehearsals, sexy tight shirts, sexier tight pants, swinging, swaying, tapping, falling, lifting, rehearsing for hours and hours. Everyone looking absolutely gorgeous. Well my friend, it's time to yell it from the rooftops that you love “Dancing With the Stars” as much as we do. Get your super attractive girlfriend to sit down with a glass of her favorite adult beverage, play back some of the very best shows and tell her what magic there would be in your lives if you two could look like and do what is on the screen. The audience response to your hidden talents, a whole new outlook on life and with all that glitter, the sexy clothes, heavy breathing and adulation from loving friends and family. . . who knows where this will take the two of you! All the dancers you watch never thought they would be on the show. We suggest that you keep watching and watching DWTS, you never know who you will be seeing next! It could be you or your neighbors or the couple down the street. Make all your friends jealous and start dancing like you've never danced before. That's what Carson Kressley and Ricki Lake did and they had two left feet – each!
