ELLA AND SOPHIA ARE BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER!!!!! That's right! We're back! And more knowledgeable about vehicles than we were two years ago!
Well, for one thing, we know that the gas coming out of cars is exhaust, not stuff to encourage people to ride bikes (although it might be that too). We learned that some cars are going to begin running on vegetable oil. And, we learned that there are plenty of ways to get hurt in a car when your sibling wants to come along for the ride.
In our experience, there are many reasons to get punched, slapped, and/or flicked by Little Timmy, Sue or Bobby. We're here to tell you these reasons.
WARNING: Do NOT punch, slap and/or flick the driver of your car, plane, boat, train, or spaceship, or you will get yelled at and lectured for the rest of your ride. Sound fun? We didn't think so.
1. Punch Buggy: When you see a Volkswagen Beetle, you are allowed to yell “PUNCH BUGGY!” and (hard or lightly, your choice) punch the person next to you. Sounds fun, right? Well, there are two down sides. The first is that YOU might be the one getting bruised. The second is that the other person can still punch you. You can prevent this by saying “PUNCH BUGGY! NO PUNCH-BACKS!”
Of course, we always say it, but when we're in the car together, it's not like we follow it.
2. Booger: You're speeding down the highway, and you see a GREEN Volkswagen Beetle. You shake your arm to get the the feeling back in it so you can punch your brother. Haha! you think. It's your chance! You can punch your brother! But then. . . your brother punches you. WHAT?!!! You saw it first, so you should have been the one to punch him.
Well, guess what, you're in luck. Since you saw a GREEN punch buggy, you can flick him and yell “BOOGER!” He will be so confused! You can also say “NO BOOGER BACKS!” so he won't get any funky ideas.
3. Smart Car Noogie: You can thank the genius Ella for coming up with this awesome idea! Now whenever you see a Smart Car, (you know, the little cars that only fit two people) you can give your annoying younger one (Little Timmy, Sue, and Bobby) a (playful or serious, again your choice) noogie on the head while pointing at the Smart Car and saying “SMART CAR NOOGIE!” Clever, huh?
4. Mustard: Now you're speeding downtown and you see a YELLOW car of any type. Little Billy, Sue and Bobby see it too, but little do they know the slap awaiting them! Whenever you see that bright yellow car you can yell “MUSTARD” or “SCORE!” and give them a good little (or big) slap on the shoulder! To avoid that hard slap back (or at least try to) you can also yell “NO MUSTARD BACKS!” We're very sorry to inform you that “no score-backs” aren't allowed. We have no idea why.
