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We at the Insider like to scour Craigslist’s Missed Connections section to see if we turned any heads hitchhiking in short shorts anyone in Concord is finding true love online. Here are some of the finest entries, presented unedited. Visit craigslist.org for more, often grosser, entries.

to the girl at nhti – m4w

are eyes crossed up stares yesterday 2nd floor of student center you smiled at me while your were coming from the other side of the building while i was sitting you very beautiful

JC Penney concord – near the salon – w4m – 30 

Super hot guy that works at jc Penney in concord, I think you work in the floor care or matinence dept?? I saw you over by the salon and definately wish I would have said something! 🙂

Concord JC Penney – w4m – 30 

I think you work in like thefloor care dept, saw you over by the salon area, you have some tattoos and light hair, super hot.

Autozone – m4m – 24

My boyfriend and I were in tonight looking for a hose and to have my check engine light code checked. We think ur really cute. Hit us up if u want to have some fun.

Market Basket Blondie! – m4w

The first time I ever saw you smile so freely was outside the Red Apple when I was making a delivery and you were walking by. You were probably laughing due to my jaw so uncontrollably hitting the floor! Compared to the blue shop coat they make you wear at the store, your jogging outfit is a total head-turning, car-crasher! If you can handle my unashamed adoration of you, please send me a line! 🙂

Redhead asking for change – m4w (Ft. Eddy Rd. Staples)

Like I told you, you are way to pretty to be homeless. I’ll swing by the same time every day this week and if you change your mind that would be great.

WHEW!!! Planet Fitness Concord – w4m – 50 

At Planet Fitness today. . . you guys are looking REAL good! 🙂 Hope your all doing well!!!

sunshine! – m4w – 46

SUNSHINE FROM ALANS RESTARAUNT IN PENACOOK YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, WE MET LAST SATURDAY YOU HAVE MY INFORMATION SEND ME A TEXT, I WOULD LOVE TO TREAT YOU THE WAY A WOMAN SHOULD BE TREATED :O

chinese food delivery gal

you forgot my soda. i wanted to ask you out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author: Keith Testa

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