Readers say the darndest things!

Democracy is a beautiful thing. When we asked you to tell us what you liked most about Concord, you had no qualms about being funny, snarky or making no sense at all.
Here are some of the best responses we received. Even though they didn’t make it into the prestigious top three, they hold a special place in our hearts.

Best place to meet people
“Waiting at the Capitol Center for the Arts.” (Waiting for what? Your tickets? The show to start? A bathroom stall to open up?)

Best place for karaoke
“Your house, where no one can hear you or the cat.” (Me-owww.)

Best after-work hangout
“In the woods.” (Ah yes, among the pines.)

Best credit union
“Any that will lend me money.” (Amen to that.)

Best pet boarding/daycare
“My mom.”

Best place to grab a beer
“Happy hour.” (It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.)

Best lawyer
“What?”

Best date night
“Bed!” (This was mentioned by two separate people! Each time with an exclamation point! Sounds like a match made in heaven. . .)

Best antique store
“Town dump Northwood.” (Canterbury’s is good, too!)

Best new car dealership
“ugh.”

Best gourmet food store
“Dos Amigos.”

Best green business
“Weed.” (Heh, heh.)

Best breakfast
“Waffles.” (What about pancakes?)

Best late-night food
“Huh . . . do we live in the same town?”
“Too old to know.”

Best coffee shop
“Grace Capital Church.” (Java saves.)

Best place to sip wine
“On my front porch.” (Can we come over tonight?)

Best toy store
“Toys A ‘U.”

Author: Cassie Pappathan

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