Amelia Ladd helped me pick out the right go-kart helmet and buckled me up for safety. Good thing, too – I base all racing etiquette on repeat viewings of Days Of Thunder and Talladega Nights, and both movies make it abundantly clear that “rubbing’s racing.” Hot go-kart on go-kart action ahead!
Here’s Governor Lynch realizing he made the right decision by pulling out of the race. Look how natural I look in that go-kart! By the way, he doesn’t look too injured in this photo, does he?
And would you look at that – I’m right out there ahead of the pack in first place. Did I win? Was this the last time I was in first place? Immediately after this picture was taken, did I miss a turn onto the road portion of the track and end up flying around the outside of the track by myself for four laps like an idiot? All great questions!
