![This is the one that got away. Not the model, the sweater. This amazing masterpiece features a gangsta cat in a dollar sign chain and the phrase meow-y Christmas. If it wasn’t sold out, we’d be wearing it right now.](https://www.theconcordinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/20131224_sweaters10.jpg)
This is the one that got away. Not the model, the sweater. This amazing masterpiece features a gangsta cat in a dollar sign chain and the phrase meow-y Christmas. If it wasn’t sold out, we’d be wearing it right now.
![Mistletoe me? It’s awfully forward, at least as confusing, and grounds for a restraining order in several states.](https://www.theconcordinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/20131224_sweaters9.jpg)
Mistletoe me? It’s awfully forward, at least as confusing, and grounds for a restraining order in several states.
![A super-beardy Santa head.](https://www.theconcordinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/20131224_sweaters8.jpg)
A super-beardy Santa head.
![We also found the rare holiday turtleneck, which appears to be circa 1983ish .](https://www.theconcordinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/20131224_sweaters7.jpg)
We also found the rare holiday turtleneck, which appears to be circa 1983ish .
![Finally, a Christmas sweater featuring people without any flesh on their faces.](https://www.theconcordinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/20131224_sweaters6.jpg)
Finally, a Christmas sweater featuring people without any flesh on their faces.
![This sweater is a tutorial on how to place the star atop your Christmas tree.](https://www.theconcordinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/20131224_sweaters5.jpg)
This sweater is a tutorial on how to place the star atop your Christmas tree.
![This was one of the options for the little ones, and we liked it a little.](https://www.theconcordinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/20131224_sweaters4.jpg)
This was one of the options for the little ones, and we liked it a little.
![We spent a great deal of time debating whether the sweater on the left is even ugly. The decision? We’re hungry!](https://www.theconcordinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/20131224_sweaters3.jpg)
We spent a great deal of time debating whether the sweater on the left is even ugly. The decision? We’re hungry!
![It’s equally hard to beat the faux-button middle of the blue sweater, which also features Santa’s hanging laundry, jolly boxers and all.](https://www.theconcordinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/20131224_sweaters2.jpg)
It’s equally hard to beat the faux-button middle of the blue sweater, which also features Santa’s hanging laundry, jolly boxers and all.
![It's hard to beat the super-crowded holiday tableau on this sweater. It’s like we’re all living in Ugly Sweatshirt Village!](https://www.theconcordinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/20131224_sweater1.jpg)
It's hard to beat the super-crowded holiday tableau on this sweater. It’s like we’re all living in Ugly Sweatshirt Village!