This is the one that got away. Not the model, the sweater. This amazing masterpiece features a gangsta cat in a dollar sign chain and the phrase meow-y Christmas. If it wasn’t sold out, we’d be wearing it right now.
Mistletoe me? It’s awfully forward, at least as confusing, and grounds for a restraining order in several states.
A super-beardy Santa head.
We also found the rare holiday turtleneck, which appears to be circa 1983ish .
Finally, a Christmas sweater featuring people without any flesh on their faces.
This sweater is a tutorial on how to place the star atop your Christmas tree.
This was one of the options for the little ones, and we liked it a little.
We spent a great deal of time debating whether the sweater on the left is even ugly. The decision? We’re hungry!
It’s equally hard to beat the faux-button middle of the blue sweater, which also features Santa’s hanging laundry, jolly boxers and all.
It's hard to beat the super-crowded holiday tableau on this sweater. It’s like we’re all living in Ugly Sweatshirt Village!
For those who didn’t get invited to an ugly Christmas sweater party, we decided to throw one! So grab some eggnog and check out the best Feliz Navi-don’ts we could unearth in Concord
