By Keith Testa - Jan 7, 2014 | 0 comments
![If Jamie Kennedy ever really got lost in Armenia, would it be okay if we just didn’t find him?](https://www.theconcordinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Blockbuster11-CI-010714.jpg)
If Jamie Kennedy ever really got lost in Armenia, would it be okay if we just didn’t find him?
![This isn’t a reference to the recent Bearcat controversy and the Concord police. Right?](https://www.theconcordinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Blockbuster10-CI-010714.jpg)
This isn’t a reference to the recent Bearcat controversy and the Concord police. Right?
![This film is obviously based on our neighbor, who wears Crocs – and little else – 365 days a year.](https://www.theconcordinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Blockbuster9-CI-010714.jpg)
This film is obviously based on our neighbor, who wears Crocs – and little else – 365 days a year.
![Sweep the tail, Johnny! With this much action, there’s no need to hit the paws button on this film.](https://www.theconcordinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Blockbuster8-CI-010714.jpg)
Sweep the tail, Johnny! With this much action, there’s no need to hit the paws button on this film.
![The more important question is, will a man watch ‘Will a Man Rob God?’ That’s rhetorical.](https://www.theconcordinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Blockbuster7-CI-010714.jpg)
The more important question is, will a man watch ‘Will a Man Rob God?’ That’s rhetorical.
![Given the rogue W at the end of the name, this must be the progeny of Rambo and Rainbow Bright.](https://www.theconcordinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Blockbuster6-CI-010714.jpg)
Given the rogue W at the end of the name, this must be the progeny of Rambo and Rainbow Bright.
![Here we have Taylor Lautner shockingly starring in a film featuring an ab reference in the title. Rejected names included ‘Six Pack of Problems’ and ‘Things Are Looking Oblique.’](https://www.theconcordinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Blockbuster5-CI-010714.jpg)
Here we have Taylor Lautner shockingly starring in a film featuring an ab reference in the title. Rejected names included ‘Six Pack of Problems’ and ‘Things Are Looking Oblique.’
![We have to assume this film is based on the time that Gary Busey actually thought he was a gingerbread man. Bonus points to the production staff for getting Busey to pose for the cover, though.](https://www.theconcordinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Blockbuster4-CI-010714.jpg)
We have to assume this film is based on the time that Gary Busey actually thought he was a gingerbread man. Bonus points to the production staff for getting Busey to pose for the cover, though.
![What happens when the writers fall asleep on the keyboard while naming a film? You wind up with Zyzzyx Road! Don’t miss the eagerly awaited follow-up, Frpclsdt Boulevard.](https://www.theconcordinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Blockbuster3-CI-010714.jpg)
What happens when the writers fall asleep on the keyboard while naming a film? You wind up with Zyzzyx Road! Don’t miss the eagerly awaited follow-up, Frpclsdt Boulevard.
![Based on the title, we’re assuming this is a documentary compiling the opinions of dozens of music and film critics on the career of Miley Cyrus. Featuring Demi Moore as the bearskin rug!](https://www.theconcordinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Blockbuster2-CI-010714.jpg)
Based on the title, we’re assuming this is a documentary compiling the opinions of dozens of music and film critics on the career of Miley Cyrus. Featuring Demi Moore as the bearskin rug!
![This is how we imagine all our fan letters from the city are signed. But seriously, shouldn’t a movie with this title win dozens of Academy Awards? Or at least a few Cappies?](https://www.theconcordinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Blockbuster1-CI-010714.jpg)
This is how we imagine all our fan letters from the city are signed. But seriously, shouldn’t a movie with this title win dozens of Academy Awards? Or at least a few Cappies?
Look at all these classic movie titles we found at Concord's Blockbuster, which will be closing its doors this month.