We’ve always felt that pies could benefit from being more potato chip-ey. All that’s missing now is breakfast cereal flavors and you can eat Pringles as every meal!
This, for when basic clothing layers just won’t suffice as body warmers. Plus it’s adhesive, so it’s super comfortable, as long as you have no hair anywhere on your person, especially at the end of the day when you get to rip off a body-sized band-aid.
Now you can finally live out your lifelong quest to know what it was like to be Andre the Giant. World’s tiniest batteries not included.
This item not only gives children the opportunity to finally settle the who-wins argument that’s been on all of our minds since the stone age, but it’s also educational – for instance, did you know that all cavemen were born with Cheeto-toned skin? Who knew they even had Cheetos back then! And isn’t it about time they came out with a pecan pie flavored option already?
