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Things we learned from the existence of this product: 1) Flavored sunflower seeds are a thing. 2) There are people who think dill pickle is a flavor consumers want replicated in other foods. 3) We aren’t those people.
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“I am the great Cornholio. I need offensively bright colored Beavis and Butthead face sweatpants for my,” um, well you know the rest.