You can’t tell from the angle of the photo, but this book is 421,288 pages long. That chicken’s no dummy, though – he made his stance on belt tightening abundantly clear.
Leashes are such old tech. Give your dog what it really wants, a chance to feel like actual luggage with a bumpy backwards-facing ride. Bonus backpack set up allows your buddy to eat your homework on the way to school!
Things we learned from the existence of this product: 1) Flavored sunflower seeds are a thing. 2) There are people who think dill pickle is a flavor consumers want replicated in other foods. 3) We aren’t those people.
“I am the great Cornholio. I need offensively bright colored Beavis and Butthead face sweatpants for my,” um, well you know the rest.