
Thankfully, every dog we know would be perfectly still and not at all agitated being wheeled through a busy airport at an awkward angle, so this is pretty much perfect. Plus, your first checked dog is free on Southwest!

We’re pretty sure this entire book was written just to tell hapless bros that getting a dog for the sole purpose of picking up chicks isn’t a humane strategy. Just get on Tinder, dude.

We prefer Bob, the happy water cleaner, to Bob, the husky shirtless neighbor who we keep finding in our pool drinking beer when we get home from work.

This item works exactly like a lottery ticket in that you are handing someone money you’ll never get back. But everyone’s dream of being able to watch their nails finally enjoy some luck has come true.