![Thankfully, every dog we know would be perfectly still and not at all agitated being wheeled through a busy airport at an awkward angle, so this is pretty much perfect. Plus, your first checked dog is free on Southwest!](https://www.theconcordinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/20150609_osjl4.jpg)
Thankfully, every dog we know would be perfectly still and not at all agitated being wheeled through a busy airport at an awkward angle, so this is pretty much perfect. Plus, your first checked dog is free on Southwest!
![We’re pretty sure this entire book was written just to tell hapless bros that getting a dog for the sole purpose of picking up chicks isn’t a humane strategy. Just get on Tinder, dude.](https://www.theconcordinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/20150609_osjl3.jpg)
We’re pretty sure this entire book was written just to tell hapless bros that getting a dog for the sole purpose of picking up chicks isn’t a humane strategy. Just get on Tinder, dude.
![We prefer Bob, the happy water cleaner, to Bob, the husky shirtless neighbor who we keep finding in our pool drinking beer when we get home from work.](https://www.theconcordinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/20150609_osjl2.jpg)
We prefer Bob, the happy water cleaner, to Bob, the husky shirtless neighbor who we keep finding in our pool drinking beer when we get home from work.
![This item works exactly like a lottery ticket in that you are handing someone money you’ll never get back. But everyone’s dream of being able to watch their nails finally enjoy some luck has come true.](https://www.theconcordinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/20150609_OSJL1.jpg)
This item works exactly like a lottery ticket in that you are handing someone money you’ll never get back. But everyone’s dream of being able to watch their nails finally enjoy some luck has come true.