![We can’t tell you how long we’ve been waiting for someone to find a way to fossilize and serve the tasty leaves that fall from the butter tree. We’re just glad someone has finally decided to extend us this butter branch.](https://www.theconcordinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/AdventureShopping4-CI-021015.jpg)
We can’t tell you how long we’ve been waiting for someone to find a way to fossilize and serve the tasty leaves that fall from the butter tree. We’re just glad someone has finally decided to extend us this butter branch.
![Elvis has clearly been messing around in the Hebert factory again. The dark chocolate is a nice touch, though – “How can we completely bastardize the chocolate bar but not TOTALLY tick everyone off?”](https://www.theconcordinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/AdventureShopping3-CI-021015.jpg)
Elvis has clearly been messing around in the Hebert factory again. The dark chocolate is a nice touch, though – “How can we completely bastardize the chocolate bar but not TOTALLY tick everyone off?”
![These educational gloves give your child the valuable experience of having wildly disproportionate hands, which is critical to success in the sport of boxing.](https://www.theconcordinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/AdventureShopping2-CI-021015.jpg)
These educational gloves give your child the valuable experience of having wildly disproportionate hands, which is critical to success in the sport of boxing.
![This week’s sign of the apocalypse? These canine Uggs are a thing. That they go 3/4 of the way up your dog’s leg makes them fashion-forward, which is good, because your buddy will no longer be able to walk forward.](https://www.theconcordinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/AdventureShopping1-CI-021015.jpg)
This week’s sign of the apocalypse? These canine Uggs are a thing. That they go 3/4 of the way up your dog’s leg makes them fashion-forward, which is good, because your buddy will no longer be able to walk forward.