
Nothing says greasy game grub quite like some green, veggie-based chips. With 80 percent less fat, and now also with 100 percent less flavor than traditional potato chips!

Tired of everyone crowding around the buffet at the counter? Problem solved! Everyone gets their own old-person-watching-their-programs table. Based on the packaging, this product works best in a completely sterile, white environment.

This product serves two purposes: It’s small enough to cook food right on your lap, and its somehow-inherent health properties remove all the unnecessary calories from bacon double cheeseburgers.

We know the suds will be flowing, so be the notorious M.V.P. with this B.I.G. mug. Caution: Full-game use may result in N.F.L. (not feeling limbs).