![This clearly unbranded, not-at-all-based-on-a-real-character-from-a-video-game Sidekick Bro needs a name. I think I’ll call him Mario.](https://www.theconcordinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/20141021_costume7.jpg)
This clearly unbranded, not-at-all-based-on-a-real-character-from-a-video-game Sidekick Bro needs a name. I think I’ll call him Mario.
![If science has proven one thing, it’s that dogs love bacon – apparently so much that they want to be it for Halloween.](https://www.theconcordinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/20141021_costume6.jpg)
If science has proven one thing, it’s that dogs love bacon – apparently so much that they want to be it for Halloween.
![Sadly, there was a ton more money on Keith’s jacket than there was in his wallet. Maybe ever.](https://www.theconcordinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/20141021_costume5.jpg)
Sadly, there was a ton more money on Keith’s jacket than there was in his wallet. Maybe ever.
![This hat’s trick is that the LED letters light up. That is why it says trick, right?](https://www.theconcordinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/20141021_costume4.jpg)
This hat’s trick is that the LED letters light up. That is why it says trick, right?
![To be honest, we don’t feel entirely comfortable commenting on this costume. Or trying to comprehend the fact that it exists.](https://www.theconcordinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/20141021_costume3.jpg)
To be honest, we don’t feel entirely comfortable commenting on this costume. Or trying to comprehend the fact that it exists.
![It just wouldn’t be Halloween without a flesh-eating child munching on a human hand that you can put next to your front porch.](https://www.theconcordinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/20141021_costume2.jpg)
It just wouldn’t be Halloween without a flesh-eating child munching on a human hand that you can put next to your front porch.
![For the hundreds of people who send letters to the editor every week calling Keith a clown, we present this photo. Sweet kicks!](https://www.theconcordinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/20141021_costume1.jpg)
For the hundreds of people who send letters to the editor every week calling Keith a clown, we present this photo. Sweet kicks!