Mmm, classic American hot dog flavored potato chips. They’re as American as apple pie flavored potato chips!
Sorry, folks, we just have to come out and say it with no entendre: That cat is high. Like, really high. We’re talking “watching the Spanish channel for 20 minutes without realizing it” high. El gato!
Olympic skater Apolo Anton Ohno’s autobiography is titled “Zero Regrets.” Really? Eleven years to think about it and you still don’t regret the soul patch? A the very least, it was a bad choice, aerodynamically.
