We at the Insider like to scour Craigslist’s Missed Connections section to see if anyone in Concord has been checking out our beautiful, perfectly-defined calves (no, they aren’t implants, but thank you so much for asking!) found true love online. Here, presented unedited as always, are some of the best recent submissions.
Handsome Authority Concord Park – w4m – 34 (concord)
This is a huge long shot but I won’t know unless I try. I was with my two children tonight in concord at that little shing-dig that was going on at the park. I spotted you while we were eating our fried dough and couldn’t stop casually glancing your way. You were working and I thought it inappropriate to approach you, plus having my children with me made it all the more bizzare.
Again this is a huge long shot due to your profession and due to the fact that I’m not even really all to sure about this missed connection thing.
If this does happens to reach you please tell me what I was wearing as to be sure I’m not dealing with some wanna be.
Also please tell me what you were wearing as your profession, there was a hand full of honorable men there tonigh
Pancake Lover At the Best Western – w4m – 26 (Concord)
You stayed at the best western in concord and you were from Texas. You checked out on August first. You named the pancake machine after you lol. You were very cute and hope you read this. If this is you tell me what name you gave the pancake machine. 333
93 south in concord – m4m – 52 (concord)
Don,t know if you will see this or not but you passed me on 93 in concord Thursday about 445pm then you exited! we glanced at each other and you made some getures with your tounge as you left the interstate.your car was black and had a initional licence plates.You was hot!!!If you see this hit me up!!!
Alexis at Hannafords – m4w – 38 (Concord)
Just wanted to tell you that you are absolutely gorgeous. Sorry you had to deal with that annoying bagger, I was the nice guy that joked with you about it. Would love to take you to dinner sometime if you’re up for an older guy to treat you right.
Craigslist: Creepy, I know, but where else can you list a missed connection?
My Blonde Neighbor Across The Street – m4w – 43 (Concord)
I saw you sitting outside on your porch this morning. You are absolutely beautiful, and I love the way you dress. We are both married, but if you want to come over and chat, you are welcome anytime………
