By Ben Conant - Jun 18, 2013 | 0 comments

<span style="font-size:9px;">If you can read this, you might be a dummy. Or you might have been born with an acute sense of sight. Or you might have reading glasses that were not designed for dummies! The point is, we’re using a size 5 font.</span>

“Urban Fuel” body wash. The original name was “Ghetto Gasoline,” but it turned out that was already a Lil’ Wayne song.

The world’s best kept secret about dogs is that they are covered in a layer of fur, so we are not surprised this product exists.

Work on your tennis game and eat enough of these Champion prunes and you’ll be a regular Rafael Nadal (or at the very least, regular).