We at the Insider like to scour Craigslist’s Missed Connections section to see if anyone in Concord wants to know what love is and wants us to show them is finding true love online. Read on for the best entries, presented, as always, uneditied (argh, we meant unedited, but we keep our promises!).
Trying to Work Up Some Courage – m4w – 20 (Concord)
Three times! That’s how many times I’ve seen you now! The first two were at my work, the third and most recent at yours. I have some social anxiety and have trouble talking to people. I would really like to say hello, maybe ask you to share a drink (coffee or something), but I can’t work up the courage to do so! You seemed a little flustered too, so it can’t be just me! I know you won’t see this, but if you do say hello! (I work at an arts and crafts store, you work at a pet store).
“This isn’t a rock concert….” – m4w
You two were cute doing the puff, puff, pass. Just needed to say, you have an amazingly toned body. Quite attractive. Your muscle tone is no joke. Anyways, No need to respond. Just wanted to let you know that someone is paying attention to the hard work you do 😉
Home Depot Cutie – m4w – 33
I noticed you dancing your way down the aisle. You were the cute girl with dyed hair who I ask for directions to the restroom. Shall we hook up?
Super cuts concord fort eddy rd – m4m – 38 (Concord)
You got your haircut just before me. Was around 4pm on Thursday. We made eye contact. I couldn’t stop staring at your huge package. You hung around outside for a few minutes. I feel so stupid not coming out to talk to you. Hoping you see this and want to get together. Tell me what color your pants were and what you were doing outside.
Thank You!!!!!!! – m4w – 99
Just shouting to the world. Thank You!!!!!!!!!!!! For pulling the crazy train into the station and letting me off. At first it didn’t feel right at all but after some thought I have come to the realization that you have done me a huge favor. Good luck to the next soul who gets a ticket because they’ll need it. Warn them thoroughly – “You can’t turn a rattle snake into a house pet and love doesn’t fix crazy. “ Bye Bye
Lithuanian dame on Warren St. – mm4w – 28 (concord)
This has nothing to do with any form of missed connection or outstanding desire, I just felt in good fun I’d call this mysterious and respectable young gal out, I hope to god you don’t see this and then I’ll be forced to re-live or explain this. Anyway, you have a little shop on Warren and play wIth herbs all day.. whether I like it or not, I see you everyday and each time the same thoughts of you cross my mind, Your a badass chick and I think your sexy as hell… Perhaps TWICE the beauty of 100 Lithuanians!
No need to respond, I just felt like calling you out!
