The world can always use another superhero, so we’ve come up with our own. Feel free to make a comic book out of your favorite, mass-produce it and send us the profits!
Taco Man
He can devour a full plate of tacos in a single sitting!
The Human Lawyer
Unlike his cold-blooded reptilian counterparts, The Human Lawyer is a real human being with feeling and emotions.
The InfoWarrior
This cynical lady has the power to find the government conspiracy in any major event – from behind a computer screen! Patriots lost the Super Bowl? False flag!
Reverse Spiderman
No one on Earth has ever been so scared of spiders!
ThatGirl
She had so much power over Justin Timberlake that he had to write an awesome song about her.
The Marmot
Not quite as powerful as his cousin Wolverine, as his claws are made from aluminum and he can’t carry a tune.
The Ex-Men
This group of recent porcees roams the town looking for evildoers, injustice and partial custody of their children.
Dr. BadGuy
This supervillain hates puppies, children and freedom. He’ll probably win a presidential nomination in the next election cycle!
