One thing true for almost every president is that they have a cool presidential nickname. From George ‘Honest Abe’ Washington to Barack Hussein Obamacare, they’ve all had one. Franklin Pierce was no exception – he was called both ‘Young Hickory of the Granite Hills’ and ‘Handsome Frank.’ But what about the nicknames that didn’t stick? We dug up a few that we think would have been just as awesome.
∎ The Toddler President
∎ Ol’ Average Height
∎ The Great Masticator
∎ Paul Bunyan, But Real
∎ Swanky Franky
∎ The American Ignaz Semmelweis
∎ The Millard Fillmore of presidents
∎ Frank Frank
∎ Cleats Onionpocket
∎ The Real Last Cocked Hat
∎ Johnny Tremain Junior
∎ Napoleon of the Dump
∎ The Flying Tomato
∎ The Lil’ Hypnotist
∎ The Concord Insider
∎ Pranklin Fierce
