We at the Insider like to scour Craigslist's Missed Connections for any entries regarding hunky journalists the most interesting entries we can find. It's a good way to keep our finger on Concord's pulse – at least the pulse that's beating in the underbelly. Warning: This particular entry gets semi-salty, but it's nothing we wouldn't say in front of our mothers.
Miracle in Salisbury Green
I just happened to be walking my dog in the Salisbury Green area when I looked up at an apartment building and you were standing at your window topless, perfect as a figure cut out of a painting. I went home and listened to classical music for an hour, trying desperately to recreate that feeling I had when I saw your breasts in the window, that transcendent serenity one feels only in the presence of art. When the music didn't work, I baked a cobbler – peach, my grandmother's most prized recipe – and sat on the floor of my living room, eating it with my hands, savoring not only the taste, but the warmth of the filling, and the just-right flakiness of the outside. I could've been in the remotest land on Earth, untouched by civilization – my perception felt that pure. All afternoon I've been floating inside; those breasts were a minor miracle in the midst of this gray, cold week. Thank you.
Cab driver – w4m – 24
Whether it was his curly dark hair or his boyish smile. The sound of Slayer softly playing in the backround. I couldn't take my eyes off of his doughy physique. I might have fallen in love. I called later that evening, offering ice-cream. I wished it was me melting in his mouth. I think his name started with a B. I know it was three letters. . . (;
To the Pretty Redhead at McDonalds Drive Thru on Loudon Rd Overnight
Just wanted to thank you for the nice compliment regarding my cologne, you made my night!!! You gave me the 4 Double Cheeseburgers for my dog Wednesday night. I doubt you will ever read this but but by some weird coincidence you do please drop me an email sometime and say hi. . .YOU ROCK. . . PS he loved the cheeseburgers and says thanks!
