We at the Insider like to scan Craigslist's Missed Connections for the best posts from Concord (that we can print, anyway! Who knew there were so many different words that mean “genitals?”). Then, we print them here, the two people meet and live happily ever after! Wait, that can't be true. Anyway, here they are, presented just as we found them online.
Cute guy from AAA – w4m – 35
I see you almost every day parked at the park and ride on Constitution Ave. off of 393. I've often wanted to walk over and talk to you but I am just too shy. I just wanted you to know that you are very cute and it makes my morning every time I see you. Who knows I may break down in the future and just maybe you'll be the one to save me.
sigh – m4w
You're “the prettiest banker in Concord” and I can only admire you from afar. I wish I could pursue you.
Olympia Sports Girl – m4w – 23
Cute girl at Olympia in the mall. You sold me boots. Im guessing your name is Jessica.
Great view on life – m4w – 38
W mayo , u came in to my shop . Had the best view on marriage , kids, and life . Thought u were very beautiful . I wasnt kidding about coffee or drinks. . . Lol . Dont know if u will see this but who knows . Hope to hear from u . 😉
McDonalds-drive thru fast food Woman – m4w – 29
Don't think you're the type to read or care for this site and I also don't know why i am doing this but feel the need to. . . You are a beautiful woman and I love seeing you every morning for a quick chat.
Your smile for some reason makes me nervous and feels like i have a crush but I don't know you at all. I am not seeking to hook up , marry you or even go on a date lol. I just think maybe I should put my feelings out there to see if you connect to me either and would like to grab a coffee or dinner or movie as I wonder if you feel anything at all when we talk. I haven't ever got that feeling of happiness, nervous, shy and very intrigued feeling all at once and would like to see and know if you feel it. . .
Post what I get every morning(almost every morning) or what place. . . Also i don't want to ruin the little routine I have or little crush.lol so if not interested then don't even reply as the last thing I want is to make you uncomfortable and myself ?look stupid
Cheshire Cat – 44
why would I ever give up on you? I have not yet. . . just remember this word my love, SMOOTH
You liked the smell of my ? – m4w – 35
You are a closet smoker. We talked and you had to go in. You like the smell of my ? Answer that I would like to take you out for a drink.
Shilo – New Yrs eve auction – m4w – 43
I was browsing the items up for auction on the new years eve event, when I saw the most outstandingly gorgeous woman. I would love to know you better but I think you were with someone else. You are stunning. . . simply cannot explian how your natrual beauty entices me. You were asking one of the workers there about some unique kitchen items.. tell me what those were 🙂
Hey KFC (No, not Kentucky Fried Chicken!!!) – w4m – 41
I don't know if you even read these but if you do and you remember me telling you this was the nickname I gave you send me a response and tell me what KFC stands for. And, no you're definitely not the fat kid looking around for the restaurant KFC! 😉
Jake Jake Jake – w4m – 100
Such a cutie whos your crush?
At the shell station end of the heights – m4w
I was getting in my jeep grand Cherokee. U pulled in your black jeep grand Cherokee next to me. We smiled and waved at each other. I felt a connection and butterflies.
You have beautiful dark hair and eyes. You were wearing a black and grey striped sweater and jeans. Incredible body! You had me before you got out of your jeep with just your beautiful smile and eyes and hair.if u see this and feel the way I do. Meaning I want us to know more about each other. Then don't be shy like me. Lol. If we get together u can slap me for driveing off before u came back out side. Im testing fate right now. Im a hopeless romantic.lol what can I say 😉
Planet Fitness – m4w – 22
I used to see you there all the time around 8:30, but you stopped coming all of a sudden. Then I saw you there tonight and you've gotten even hotter and I'm not sure how that's possible. You have a tattoo across your right shoulder and used to bring an orange water bottle. I wish I could talk to you, but you just don't look interested. I always wear the same hat, what color is it?
why is it…. – m4w
Every time I see your face, My heart takes off on a high speed chase? and I Can't Stop Looking. Sorry.
Walmart – m4w – 45
you with your daughter i prosume, buying something for your dog, you are stunning as well as caring, your dog purchase proves this. very nice smile. me buying flowers behind you, i am single are you ? let me know what you were buying for your dog if your single and want to get a coffee sometime :o)
MANDIE! – m4w – 20
Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me? I just want to know what to do cause I need your love alot, ah-come on now! Wanna drink some baileys from a shoe?
