Nestled deep within a bin of audiobooks on compact disc (wave of the future!) was this copy of Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood. Wait, this isn’t even a CD – this audiobook is on several cassette tapes. That is all.
As everyone knows, cookies are the perfect snack – except for one glaringly obvious design flaw: unlike most foods, cookies have no handles! How have people even been eating them, let alone dipping them in milk. THERE’S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY! Help us, Dip Stix!
Inexplicably existent TV food dude Guy Fieri has put out another classic thing: “Da $pice Is Right” chipotle salsa. If the “S” can be a dollar sign, is it too much to ask to have the lid be a visor with spiky Chia hair poking up? We didn’t think so.
Just in time for Easter, it’s a book chronicling the travels of two courageous Peeps. By which we mean someone Photoshopped pictures of Peeps into different backgrounds, and now, it’s a book. This apparently took two people to to write!
Ocean State Job Lot just opened a store in Concord. Since it’s slogan is “Adventure Shopping,” we decided to go down and find the five most adventurous items it had. Behold the wonder!
