Dear Casper and Bill,
My husband is one gassy guy. I am, too (not a guy, but gassy), so that's not the problem. What I do take issue with, however, is this: Whenever we sit down to enjoy a nice meal, he just lets 'em rip. They're loud. And yes, they're usually pretty darn stinky. I find it beyond disgusting and have asked him repeatedly to stop. No matter how hard I try to get him to break the habit, all he does is break wind! I don't mind if he does it between meals, but he could at least hold them in or get up from the table. Honestly, am I asking too much?
Dear Stinkers,
Just in case you haven't noticed, everyone in the Concord area restaurants and streets knows who you two are. Haven't you noticed that you get lousy service from the waitstaff? Have you not noticed that every time you try to reserve a table the restaurant is “fully booked?” You have truly disturbed everyone in Concord, and we all know who you are. We do have a creative suggestion for you. Go to your favorite eating places and order your food. Then take it back to your seats in the State House and join all your other cronies there and have a field day out-stinking each other. You and your buddies are a real non-class act and the people of Concord will be better off with all of you breathing your own “let 'em rip” hot air. Cheers!
